Itching is a revolting occupation of human refuse. A god-king of the primordium does not itch.

Well, of course not. *sniffs* So undignified!

Your Illyria voice and mannerisms are perfect, and I love the premise. *lol* I sincerely hope that she and the chocolate have a long and fulfilling relationship. Good on Spike for helping her find a consort suitable for a god-king.

All of this is reminding me that I have a bag of Lindt squares in the kitchen that I really need to interact with more often. . .